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Tuesday, October 23, 2007
My mummy is scary.
What do you get from a mother with a crazy sense of humor? [READ]

It was dark & spooky. With just a tiny a beam of yellowish light emanating from my table lamp, I mugged on. My nose was stuck to the book as I looked up examples and definitions, trying my best to sponge in as much information as I could. All of a sudden I felt this throe in my stomach, the feeling of unendurable throb was overwhelming. Without any choice, I groped in darkness, along the gloomy corridor leading to the toilet.

I was probably pooping in the toilet due to an overdose of my self-made potato salad. The night was silent, all except for the ethereal sound of water droplets dripping from the tap. The lights flickered on as though ready to give way any minute. And it did. The lights went off abruptly. I manage to cleanse myself due to familiarity of surroundings.

Just as I was about to step out of the toilet, a spine-chilling breeze blew and the lights came back on. I looked up. Standing before me was my mother, an evil grin on her face, and a crescendoing cackle disrupted the silence.

My blood curled in a mixture of fear and shock but I regained my composure swiftly enough to realize I've been fooled.

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PS: Mummy.. you really caught me on this one.

~ { 12:36 AM }
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